#And then Britain said #give that man an olympic torch #Matt Smith #Britain’s biggest idiot #now with more fire

Tom describes “how he does it” (x)

It’s 2 in the morning and I realized all 4 of my car windows are rolled down with all the doors unlocked. The house alarm is set so I can’t just go fix it. Oops

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mistercoolgirlstrider:

somethingnotworthwhile:

conksucker:

oncie-kun:

loves-not-a-three-way-street:

ryanrossisaswanprincess:

I “mLAUGINGF SO HAQRD I C OUDN’T CLICK ON THE REBLOGB BUTTONM

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIghT NOW, I CAN’T DSGJDSLGSKJG
OMG, HELP I CaN’T BREATHE
PLEASE SOMEONE HELP

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATH OMG hELP OMG OMG OMG SIJFFHDGFD

WHY AM I LAUghing SO HaRd HELP

i CAN’t FUCking BREATH OMg

HElE PRfoglkhdlfjf

HEL P EME

Oh god it’s back on my dash

I thought i wasn’t going to laugh

and then i peed myself

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

I showed my little sisters Dr. Who today. Only one out of three liked it! THE BLASPHEMY! I’m so proud of the youngest though. I have successfully trained her.

beautyinallforms:

historicalslut:

Some beautiful Crowns~ ♔

Austria (Personally,my favorite)

England

Prussia

Denmark

Holy Roman Empire

Hungary

Poland

Czech Republic

Bavaria

I THINK WE’RE FORGETTING

THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL

America.

I think I just choked on my own laughter.

Omg really?

I wish I had the ability to photoshop that crown onto an eagle

like this one

I had to reblog it for the eagle wearing the crown.

all hail!!!

/casually stalks the cake tag